FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
SimStapler X Released: Migration to OS X Officially Now Way Too Complete.
New York -- August 17
Freeverse today announced the immediate availability of SimStapler for OS X. The original office equipment simulator, SimStapler enables the user to "staple" virtually anything he or she can dream up. SimStapler allows you to pretend that you are stapling two, three or even four pieces of paper together!
But fake-stapling paper is just the beginning with SimStapler. You can staple Magic: The Gathering cards to Steve Jobs' turtleneck, or the Emancipation Proclamation to a 1987 headshot of William Conrad in Jake & The Fatman. Your stapling will only be limited by your powers of imagination!
SimStapler is Theftware. Regular users of the program are asked to misappropriate office supplies from work and send them to Freeverse. As pure theftware SimStapler includes no copy protection or crippled features, it relies solely on the honor system.
SimStapler X may be downloaded here...
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